Friday, March 16, 2012

Indepth Judging from Challenge 2

Winner is....

Miss Piggy's designer. This was described as bad ass, fashion-forward and the judges just loved the detail on the coat. They threw around terms like "Matrix" and "avant-garde"(though it was later discovered they didn't actually know what it meant.










High scores

Statler "She looks like a pork...."
Miss Piggy"Hmmmm?"
Waldorf"PORK CHOP.Dohohohohoho. Hey Piggy, the price of bacon just went soaring."








Ellen Page's outfit was called 'delightfully evil' by Hermione once she'd recovered from hiding under her desk. They liked the concept of envy causing people to kill each other.
Statler"hey Ellen, you know I just figured out your style."
Ellen"Really?"
Statler"You work like Hannibal and Jigsaw."
Ellen"Hannibal and Jigsaw aren't models..."
Statler"Well.....dohohoohohohoho."

The judges liked this one too. They thought Watson brought the concept of envy. They thought it had a nice feel to it but it wasn't the winner.










Low scores

The judges couldn't agree on this one. They called it Alice in Greenland, asked her if she was blooming or going to be a waiter so in the end they dismissed it and sent it off the runway.









The judges started singing "Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long..." when they saw this one. Statler asked her if she was feeling like a "Hedda lettuce." Dohohohohohohoho.





Statler and Waldorf told him the outfit was a bit "bare"
He asked them if they knew where the key was.
They said they didn't want to know.
This was deemed the worst outfit of the day and was the lowest score receiver.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Season 1: Challenge 2

This outfit was criticized for being too casual and she looked like she was going to the mall. BUT the judges were able to get a nice sleep in so let it slide by and it was able to leave the runway..

Statler*snore* Dohohohohoho
Waldorf *snore* Dohohohoho
Hermione *asleep* Lunaaa.....




The judges threw around comments like "Tuxedo" and "Emma in Wonderland" It was undecided whether that was a good or a bad thing. Hermione liked the jacket and the pants and thought the shoes were nice. Statler and Waldorf were dozing off again....they really should think about running that race and judging properly now.










Statler: She is really blooming isn't she? Dohohohohohoho.

Hermione likes the outfit and the belt but thinks the overcoat looks like a shower curtain.

Waldorf: Where's the garden? I've got flowers to plant.

Statler: Really I thought you'd hire a gardener.

Waldorf: Normally I would but I'm too cheap. Dohohohohohohoho.


Hermione:Oh...my....*blushes*

Statler: Put some clothes on, Sherlock. Wouldn't want to see you bare now.





Statler: Easter never seemed so frightening before

Waldorf: That's because you weren't there. Dohohohohohohoho.

Hermione was running for her life from the psychotic bunny.



Statler"Let's clown around"
Waldorf"This looks like fun"
Dohohohohohoho
Hermione thought the outfit looked very costumey but liked that Adam thought outside the box and didn't go with the usual concept of envy.




ALL the judges loved this one

Statler"Pork chop!"
Miss Piggy "hiiiiiiiiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Hermione praised the outfit for looking very sheek and making Miss Piggy look badass and she loves a badass chick. *wink wink*
Waldorf" So are we going to be calling the pigs on you? Dohohohohohoho."
Miss Piggy "Hiiyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh"



This one received mixed reviews. Hermione loved it and thought Watson looked very badass and like he was envious of Sherlock (or Sherlock's lover)
Statler and Waldorf were too busy trying to get themselves looking like him which we assumed meant they liked him. They didn't. Dohohohohohoho.








Statler: Dohohohoho. Looks like Johnny boy fell off the wagon with that hat on his head and bottle in hand.

Hermione was too busy drooling to comment.





Waldorf: Is that a shower curtain she's wearing? I think she in envious of some pants. Dohohohohohoho.







Statler" Someone's about to get eaten by the envy monster."
Waldorf" I think they just have. Dohohohohohohoho."