Challenge 4

 Ellen Page has been declared the winner of this challenge!

Johnny Depp was a close second. 

Statler: That kind of music hurts my ears

Waldorf: Oh you old fool I didn't think you could hear anything.

Statler: Dohohohohohohohohho.

 Lady Gaga also got a high score.
Hermione liked the leather.

Sherlock didn't impress the judges, Statler said it was a good thing it was dark outside!

Watson didn't impress the judges at all, and was told that it was a poor excuse for the challenge. 

Project Runway Challenge 3 Winner and loser

And the winner is Emma Stone! The judges loved this outfit, with all the catcalling and whistling from our old fools (dohohohohoho) and the declaration the skirt was too short, Emma Stone has finally won a challenge. This outfit will be appearing shortly in our magazines "Holiday Nightmares" "Naughty or nice, sugar and spice" and "Fashion Don't."

Thanks for voting guys and girls and everything in between.

And Watson was the loser, sadly as his outfit did not meet the guidelines of the challenge. His outfit can be found on the previous post if you're curious.

Challenge 3 results(holiday challenge)

The following designs are safe and can leave the runway

Ellen Page: Thanksgiving

Sherlock Holmes: Oktoberfest

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Helena Bonham Carter: Halloween

Johnny Depp: Halloween

Now we move onto the highest scores

Hermione: Miss Piggy has been quite the contender since the beginning. This outfit is awesome. Very chic. I love the details on the dress.

Statler: That dress is a show stopper.

Waldorf: Yah, too bad it didn't stop the show. dohohoho.

Statler: She looks like a Christmas ham.

Yup....That is one elegantly wrapped ham.

Waldorf: No wonder the price of bacon went soaring last week. Dohohohohohoho.

Hermione: I'm impressed. She fits the challenge perfectly though the dress is a little bit too short.

Waldorf: That was a strange looking dress, a weird looking dress, not a bad looking dress, A pretty good looking dress, A fantastic looking dress, A wonder ful dress and excellent and amazing dress....

Statler: Brava! Brava!

Hermione: I like this outfit a lot. It fits the holiday nicely but it does make me think 'costume' rather than 'fashion.'

S: "She lights up the stage like the 4th of July in that outfit."

S: I think I'm seeing stars.

W: *whacks Statler in the head with a 2 By 4. Well if you weren't before, you are now. Dohohohoho

And now we move onto the lowest scores

W: That outfit reminds me of a 25 cent cigar.

S: Why's that?

W: Cause it's cheap and it stinks. Dohohoho

S and W:

We think Watson's Outfit has taken a holiday.

It's time for him to celebrate international get of the stage day.

Dohohohohohohohoho

S and W: We think Wotson was playing Scrooge with his outfit.

S and W:

We're not sure where the designer found it or how she did it but we think Mimi has put the word mental into this ornamental dress.

Dohohohohohohoho

Indepth Judging from Challenge 2

Winner is....

Miss Piggy's designer. This was described as bad ass, fashion-forward and the judges just loved the detail on the coat. They threw around terms like "Matrix" and "avant-garde"(though it was later discovered they didn't actually know what it meant.

High scores

Statler "She looks like a pork...."

Miss Piggy"Hmmmm?"

Waldorf"PORK CHOP.Dohohohohoho. Hey Piggy, the price of bacon just went soaring."

Ellen Page's outfit was called 'delightfully evil' by Hermione once she'd recovered from hiding under her desk. They liked the concept of envy causing people to kill each other.

Statler"hey Ellen, you know I just figured out your style."

Ellen"Really?"

Statler"You work like Hannibal and Jigsaw."

Ellen"Hannibal and Jigsaw aren't models..."

Statler"Well.....dohohoohohohoho."

The judges liked this one too. They thought Watson brought the concept of envy. They thought it had a nice feel to it but it wasn't the winner.

Low scores

The judges couldn't agree on this one. They called it Alice in Greenland, asked her if she was blooming or going to be a waiter so in the end they dismissed it and sent it off the runway.

The judges started singing "Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long..." when they saw this one. Statler asked her if she was feeling like a "Hedda lettuce." Dohohohohohohoho.

Statler and Waldorf told him the outfit was a bit "bare"

He asked them if they knew where the key was.

They said they didn't want to know.

This was deemed the worst outfit of the day and was the lowest score receiver.

Season 1: Challenge 2

This outfit was criticized for being too casual and she looked like she was going to the mall. BUT the judges were able to get a nice sleep in so let it slide by and it was able to leave the runway..

Statler*snore* Dohohohohoho

Waldorf *snore* Dohohohoho

Hermione *asleep* Lunaaa.....




The judges threw around comments like "Tuxedo" and "Emma in Wonderland" It was undecided whether that was a good or a bad thing. Hermione liked the jacket and the pants and thought the shoes were nice. Statler and Waldorf were dozing off again....they really should think about running that race and judging properly now.










Statler: She is really blooming isn't she? Dohohohohohoho.

Hermione likes the outfit and the belt but thinks the overcoat looks like a shower curtain.

Waldorf: Where's the garden? I've got flowers to plant.

Statler: Really I thought you'd hire a gardener.

Waldorf: Normally I would but I'm too cheap. Dohohohohohohoho.


Hermione:Oh...my....*blushes*

Statler: Put some clothes on, Sherlock. Wouldn't want to see you bare now.





Statler: Easter never seemed so frightening before

Waldorf: That's because you weren't there. Dohohohohohohoho.

Hermione was running for her life from the psychotic bunny.



Statler"Let's clown around"

Waldorf"This looks like fun"

Dohohohohohoho
Hermione thought the outfit looked very costumey but liked that Adam thought outside the box and didn't go with the usual concept of envy.




ALL the judges loved this one

Statler"Pork chop!"

Miss Piggy "hiiiiiiiiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Hermione praised the outfit for looking very sheek and making Miss Piggy look badass and she loves a badass chick. *wink wink*

Waldorf" So are we going to be calling the pigs on you? Dohohohohohoho."

Miss Piggy "Hiiyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh"

This one received mixed reviews. Hermione loved it and thought Watson looked very badass and like he was envious of Sherlock (or Sherlock's lover)

Statler and Waldorf were too busy trying to get themselves looking like him which we assumed meant they liked him. They didn't. Dohohohohohoho.

Statler: Dohohohoho. Looks like Johnny boy fell off the wagon with that hat on his head and bottle in hand.

Hermione was too busy drooling to comment.





Waldorf: Is that a shower curtain she's wearing? I think she in envious of some pants. Dohohohohohoho.







Statler" Someone's about to get eaten by the envy monster."

Waldorf" I think they just have. Dohohohohohohoho."

Indepth Judging from Challenge 1

In the studio, Adam does the time warp againnnnnnn. When it comes to judging Thomas blackmails another contestant to take the fall for him. Maddy tried to walk down the runway with their model and then the judging commenced.

And our winner (as decided by the judges and the other factors/voting/bribe) is....Ellen Page! Congratulations to our designer.

Highest scores

Statler: Hey I think I used to dress like this.

Waldorf: I still dress like this.

Statler: Does that mean we like it?

Waldorf: No. Dohohohohohohohoho.

Hermione: I love this look. The crepe paper looks expensive and like more than the material that you chose to make it out of.










High scores

The judges loved this outfit. They thought it was fun and fit the challenge. Hermione had some problems. She thought the tinsel scarf looked too much like well....tinsel and she loved the troll doll...so much in fact that she stole it.








Emma Stone's outfit made from food received mixed reviews. Statler and Waldorf thought she could go mouldy (or at least their feet were) Hermione thought the material was nice and that it looked more than what it was. The argument went on for some time.

Hermione: I have been a successful judge half my life.

Statler: How come we got this half?

Now we move onto the dresses the judges didn't like so much.

AND our loser this week is....: HELENA BONHAM CARTER (but that does NOT mean she is going home!)

Low scores

Statler: This reminds me of those aliens from the race.

Waldorf: I wonder what ever happened to them?

Statler: I think they're still in the race.

Hermione: I like the texture of the outfit but I don't like the fact she looks like an alien beamed into her stomach. (Maddy: I think that was the point. )

Statler: That Alien movie!

Waldorf: Now all she needs is a chest bursting sequence...

(silence as they wait for it......nothing happens)

Statler: Well that was a disappointment. If that had happened you would've won. Dohohohohohoho.

Helena Bonham Carter's outfit was so so. The comments were along the lines of 'very old lady' and 'bag lady' or 'homeless' Hermione is disappointed that the fabric didn't look more expensive. She has very rich taste that one. Statler and Waldorf commented she looked she had gone into the store and come out with everything in sight.

Carrie Bradshaw's outfit was deemed rather nightgownish by the judges. They thought it looked like she had stepped off the street in her nightgown and dressing robe (which come to think of it maybe she had) Statler and Waldorf thought she looked like an old cat lady running down the street to catch her million cats but again, that scenario could be truthful.

Sakura's outfit was criticized for looking way too much like a costume. The judges didn't like the materials at all and told Adam that his outfit looked like a real fright. They thought this was very childish and halloween. Adam managed to bribe the judges into deeming him safe and was able to leave the runway. Unfortunately afterwards he got into a fight with her and stole her hairbrush, cat ears and various other things which caused the two to have a major argument and when choosing his models, Adam chose to eliminate her.

Project Runway Contest One

Our three designers each have 4 models. This contest has no real rules. Blackmail, bribing the judges, giving the models candy or whatever....everything is possible...this is Project Runway. 3 designers. 4 models. The winner...well we're not sure what the winner will win but it'll probably involve a trip around the world.

The outfits:

DESIGNER 1

Our judges opinions:

Statler and Waldorf:

Statler: It looks very cheap like a tablecloth.

Waldorf: That's probably because it is. Dohohohohohohoho.

Hermione: Just because you're cheap.

Statler: Funny, funny, funny.

Miss Piggy: HIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH if you mess with me or call my outfit an insult I'll karate chop you.

Statler: Don't you mean pork chop. Dohohohohohohohohoho.

This outfit was deemed safe and was able to leave the runway. :)





This outfit was deemed fun and although a little costumey it fit the challenge. The judges said she looks like a rich expensive old lady though we're not sure that's a compliment~.

The judges were too busy laughing at the description of the alien to comment further at this stage. They will be voting shortly and results will be posted before the next round begins.

The description:

Lady Gaga, the aliens beamed something down to the store and she came out looking like... this.





DESIGNER TWO
Emma Stone's outfit was made out of food. The judges were very impressed by the choice of material but also questioned how long it would last before a)someone ate it or b) it went mouldy. This received mixed reviews.

Statler: It looks like she could go mouldy.

Waldorf: No I think that's you.

Statler: Don't you mean oldie. Dohohohohohohoho.



Carrie Bradshadow's outfit received some reviews. Hermione liked the dress but thought it was very night gown ish


Ellen Page's outfit is praised for looking expensive...by Hermione at least. Neither Statler nor Waldorf were avaliable to comment due to their running the amazing race so all their comments came via mobile phone.








Watson's outfit was deemed safe and was able to leave the runway.










DESIGNER THREE

Sakura's outfit made from cat toys, tablecloths and sheets wasn't received very well by the judges. It was told that it was too much like a costume.

Statler: She looks like she's dressed for Halloween.

Waldorf: Maybe she is.

Statler: I'll say she looks like a real fright. Dohohohohohohohoho.



Johnny Depp's outfit made from tablecloths, sheets and turned into a tuxedo was praised for looking nothing like the material it was made from.









Heidi Klum was deemed safe and was allowed to leave the runway.










Sherlock Holmes' outfit was deemed safe and was allowed to leave the runway.

Our 3 highest scores(so far)

Johnny Depp + Ellen Page(tied for 2 votes each)

Mimi(1 vote)

Emma Stone

Our 3 lowest scores (so far)

Helena Bonham Carter(2 votes)

All tied with 1 vote: Carrie Bradshaw, Lady Gaga, Emma Stone and Cardcaptor Sakura.

Shortly another post will be made with a more indepth judging as we find out...who bribed the judges to stay in, who sold out another designer and who won!